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Quotes Funny

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
~ A. Whitney Brown

"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
~ Emo Phillips

Entropy isn't what it used to be.

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

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