"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
~ A. Whitney Brown
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
~ Emo Phillips
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
If a man speaks in a forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.